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"Oh no no no, dead broad OFF THE TABLE!"

Shrek 2001

And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
Adam Sandler in Waterboy - 1998
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence!
Will Farrell in Talladega Nights - 2006

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I'm looking for Ray Finkle, and a clean pair of shorts.
Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - 1995
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Merry Christmas! Shitter's Full!
Randy Quaid in Christmas Vacation, A - 1989

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No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
Gedde Watanabe in Sixteen Candles - 1984
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Old people can be so sweet.
Alicia Silverstone in Clueless - 1995
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Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Meg Ryan in Top Gun - 1986
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We gotta go. I got a situation here. I Sharted
Philip Seymour Hoffman in Along Came Polly - 2004

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Well, they have their schedule and I have mine.
George C. Scott in Patton - 1970
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