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Sixteen Candles 1984

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish.
Chevy Chase in Caddyshack - 1980
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Can I get you anything? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb?
Larry Miller in Nutty Professor - 1996
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Donut Nazi.
Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality - 2000

Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!
W. Earl Brown in Theres Something About Mary - 1998
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I caught you a delicious bass.
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.
Kevin Heffernan in Super Troopers - 2001
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I eat because I'm unhappy, I'm unhappy because I eat.
Mike Myers in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me - 1997
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Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.
Chris Tucker in Friday - 1995

Make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004
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Once it hits your lips, it's so good!
Will Farrell in Old School - 2003
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