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Break Up, The 2006

*We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: motivational,musicians,singers,bands,optimistic

100% pure adrenaline!
Patrick Swayze in Point Break - 1991
// Keyword Tags: bodhi,extreme sports,skydiving,adventerous,wild,crazy

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: carefree,fun,nonsense,goofy,wise,

And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
Adam Sandler in Waterboy - 1998
// Keyword Tags: lesbians,babies,sexxy,madigras,girls gone wild

Are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions?
Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers - 2005
// Keyword Tags: wild,crazy,partier,extreme sports

As your attorney I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine.
Benicio Del Toro in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - 1998
// Keyword Tags: party,crazy,wild

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: party,drinkers,st patricks day,alcohol

Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. He lived happily ever after.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: wealthy,rich,greedy,happy,content

I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake!
Ryan Reynolds in Van Wilder - 2002
// Keyword Tags: football,soccer,baskeball,baseball,

If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: roller skaters,lazy,skaters,roller derby

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