'Cause all I wanna do is go the distance.
Sylvester Stalone in Rocky - 1976
// Keyword Tags: runners,competitive,commitment,fighters,flirtatious,sexy,

'Cause they're sheep, and sheep get slaughtered.
Michael Douglas in Wall Street - 1987
// Keyword Tags: soldiers,tough guys,military,winners,competitors

*We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: motivational,musicians,singers,bands,optimistic

100% pure adrenaline!
Patrick Swayze in Point Break - 1991
// Keyword Tags: bodhi,extreme sports,skydiving,adventerous,wild,crazy

220, 221. Whatever it takes.
Michael Keaton in Mr. Mom - 1983

60% Of The Time It Works, Every Time.
Pual Rudd in Anchorman - 2004
// Keyword Tags: optimistic,

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish.
Chevy Chase in Caddyshack - 1980
// Keyword Tags: delicious,philisophical

A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same.
Jessica Tandy in Fried Green Tomatoes - 1991

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: carefree,fun,nonsense,goofy,wise,

A man is defined by his actions, not his memory.
Marshall Bell in Total Recall - 1990
// Keyword Tags: motivational,

A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like salmon.
Dumb and Dumber

A wise guy's always right even when he's wrong, he's right.
Donnie Brasco

According to the map we've only gone 4 inches.
Dumb and Dumber

Aim For The Head.
Shaun Of The Dead - 2004
// Keyword Tags: hunting,shooting,paint ball,military,

Aim small, miss small.
Mel Gibson in The Patriot - 2000
// Keyword Tags: shooting,hunting,guns,paintball,archery,benjamin martin

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.
Al Pacino in Scarface - 1983
// Keyword Tags: honesty,tough guys

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
Sean Penn in Fast Times At Ridgemont High - 1982
// Keyword Tags: surfing,surfers,body borders,beach,spicoli,

All right, Hamilton!
Fast Times At Ridgemont High

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me
Brad Pitt in Fight Club - 1999
// Keyword Tags: confident,confidence,arrogant,cockey,diva

All ya gotta do is say earmuffs
Vince Vaughn in Old School - 2003
// Keyword Tags: parenting,toddlers,

Allow myself to introduce...Myself.
Mike Myers in Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery - 1997
// Keyword Tags: austin powers

And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
Adam Sandler in Waterboy - 1998
// Keyword Tags: lesbians,babies,sexxy,madigras,girls gone wild

And Then!!?
Freda Foh Shen in Dude, Where's My Car? - 2000

Anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it.
Bull Durham

Are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions?
Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers - 2005
// Keyword Tags: wild,crazy,partier,extreme sports

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Billie Burke in Wizard of OZ - 1939
// Keyword Tags: men to women

Are you a pothead, Focker?
Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents - 2000

ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
Tom Hanks in League of Their Own, A - 1992

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs - 1992
// Keyword Tags: fighter,tough guys,talkers

Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island.
Chris Kattan in Night at the Roxbury, A - 1998
// Keyword Tags: roxbury

AS IF!
Alicia Silverstone in Clueless - 1995
// Keyword Tags: diva,snobby,popular

As you wish was all he ever said to her.
Carl Elwes in The Princess Bride - 1987
// Keyword Tags: men to women,romantic,sarcastic,girlfriends,husbands

As your attorney I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine.
Benicio Del Toro in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - 1998
// Keyword Tags: party,crazy,wild

As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.
Benicio Del Toro in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - 1998
// Keyword Tags: lawyers,attourneys,party,

Ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Dirty Harry

At last we meet again for the first time for the last time.
Bill Pullman in Spaceballs - 1987
// Keyword Tags: reunion,

Austria! Well, then. G'day mate!
Dumb and Dumber

Baby, I'm Gona Butter Yo Bread...
Marisa Coughlan in Super Troopers - 2001
// Keyword Tags: flitatious,culinary,chefs,cooks

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
Rick Garcia in Blazing Saddles - 1974
// Keyword Tags: independent,bounty hunters,vigilante

Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".
Clueless - 1995
// Keyword Tags: virgin

Big hitter the Lama. Long.
Bill Murray in Caddyshack - 1980
// Keyword Tags: golf,spiritual

Big mistake. Big. Huge.
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman - 1990
// Keyword Tags: mistake,angry,missed out,lost money,missed a sales,no sale,shopping,rodeo drive,beverly hills

Boo frickity hoo.
Mike Myers in Austin Powers In Goldmember - 2002
// Keyword Tags: dr. evil,austin powers,goldmember,dutch

Bow to your sensei!
Diedrich Bader in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004
// Keyword Tags: athority,rex,tough guys,fighter,karate,sensei,

Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
Rodney Dangerfield in Back To School - 1986
// Keyword Tags: party,boozers,alchohal,drinkers

Build her a cake or something.
Efrin Ramirez in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

But my lips hurt real bad!
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004
// Keyword Tags: chapped lips

Buy low, sell high. Fear? That's the other guy's problem.
Dan Aykroyd in Trading Places - 1983
// Keyword Tags: stock market,traders,motivational,encouraging

C'mon Hobbs, knock the cover off the ball!
Robert Redford in The Natural - 1984
// Keyword Tags: baseball,roy hobbs,

C'mon, You're Being Very Un-dude.
Jeff Bridges in Big Lebowski, The - 1998

Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?
Anthony Michael Hall in Sixteen Candles - 1984
// Keyword Tags: flirtatious,men to women,lesbians,sexy

Can I call you a cab? Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker.
Troy Evans in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - 1998
// Keyword Tags: rebelious,smart ass

Can I get you anything? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb?
Larry Miller in Nutty Professor - 1996
// Keyword Tags: delicious,overweight,fat,chefs,cook

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: party,drinkers,st patricks day,alcohol

Cause' when da surf's good, nobody works!
John Philbin in North Shore - 1987
// Keyword Tags: turtle,surfing,surf,body boarding,beach

Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Dumb and Dumber

Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, Grandma.
Ben Stiller in Happy Gilmore - 1996

Chicka Chicka Yeaaaah!!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse in Superbad - 2007
// Keyword Tags: encouraging,excited

Chlorophyll, more like Boriphyll!
Billy Madison

Cinda-F**kin'-Rella.
Laura San Giacomo in Pretty Woman - 1990
// Keyword Tags: women to mn,diva,confidence

Clear the mechanism.
For the Love Of The Game

Clearence, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's Our Vector Victor?
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in Airplane - 1980
// Keyword Tags: pilots,airport,airplanes,air traffic control

Coffee is for closers...
Alec Baldwin in Glenngarry Glenn Ross - 1992

Come on, give me some of your tots.
Bracken Johnson in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

Cool Beans.
Jorma Taccone in Hot Rod - 2007
// Keyword Tags: optimistic,party,fun,positive

Crisco, Bardohl, Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball.
Chelcie Ross in Major League - 1989

Cut me, Mick.
Sylvester Stalone in Rocky - 1976
// Keyword Tags: tough guys,fighter

Cut the crap, give me a drink.
Verna Bloom in Animal House - 1978
// Keyword Tags: beer,fraternity,college

Dang! You got shocks, pegs... luckeeeey! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite

Dats because ju gotch yo head stuck up yo culo.
Al Pacino in Scarface - 1983
// Keyword Tags: authority,advisory,parents,

Dear Lord baby Jesus...
Will Farrell in Talladega Nights - 2006

Desperation is a stinky cologne.
Daniel von Bargen in Super Troopers - 2001
// Keyword Tags: desperate

Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?
Tom Hanks in League of Their Own, A - 1992

Do I make you horny baby?
Mike Myers in Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery - 1997
// Keyword Tags: austin powers,sexy

Do you dare me to go talk to her?
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004
// Keyword Tags: flirtatious

Do you know I know you're gay...
Seth Rogen in 40 YearOld Virgin - 2005

Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?
Clueless
// Keyword Tags: fashion,model,

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
Dodgeball

Does this suit make me look fat? No, your face does!
Chris Farley in Tommy Boy - 1995
// Keyword Tags: advice,fat,chubby

Doesn't anyone f---'n knock anymore?
Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
Bill Murray in Ghostbusters - 1984

Don't act like you're not impressed
Will Farrell in Anchorman - 2004

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
Aaron Ruell in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004
// Keyword Tags: technology,programmers,internet,myspace,

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
Sean Connery in The Untouchables - 1987
// Keyword Tags: philosophical,tough guys,guns n' amo,mob hits

Don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. Whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'.
Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. He lived happily ever after.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: wealthy,rich,greedy,happy,content

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns!
Breakfast Club

Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
Chevy Chase in Caddyshack - 1980
// Keyword Tags: encouraging,lazy

Don't think, it can only hurt the ball club.
Bull Durham

Don't you guys go anywhere. I plan to put on a hitting display.
Wesley Snipes in Major League - 1989
// Keyword Tags: baseball

Donny, You're Out Of Your Element.
John Goodman in Big Lebowski, The - 1998

Donut Nazi.
Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality - 2000

Doo-witt. C'mon doo-witt. Doo-witt.
Ben Stiller in Starsky and Hutch - 2004
// Keyword Tags: demanding

Dream on, you little fart.
Black Sheep

Dude, I service society by rocking, OK?
Jack Black in School of Rock - 2003
// Keyword Tags: rock and roll,bands,music,mucisians

Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.
Nick Swardson in Grandmas Boy - 2006
// Keyword Tags: sex,pimp,sexual,legendary

Duuuuude...Sweeeeet!
Dude Wheres My Car

Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod...
Kevin Heffernan in Super Troopers - 2001

Every battle is won before it is ever fought.
Michael Douglas in Wall Street - 1987
// Keyword Tags: philosophical,war,fighting,challenge,prepared,military

Every man dies, not every man really lives.
Braveheart

Excuse me while I whip this out.
Blazing Saddles

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.
John Vernon in Animal House - 1978
// Keyword Tags: beer,fraternity,college

Fight and you may die, run, and you'll live.
Braveheart

First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.
Corey Feldman in The Goonies - 1985

Flip you. Flip ya for real.
Benecio Del Toro in The Usual Suspects - 1995
// Keyword Tags: wrestlers,gymnastics,fighters,tough guys

Flux-capacitor...fluxing...
Back To The Future

Footlong! Who's got the footlong?
Dumb and Dumber

For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver!
Chauncey Leopardi in Sandlot - 1993
// Keyword Tags: marriage,wedding

Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.
James Gammon in Major League - 1989
// Keyword Tags: baseball,pitching

Four For You, Glenn Coco! You Go, Glenn Coco.
Daniel Franzese in Mean Girls - 2004
// Keyword Tags: encouraging

Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank!
Crowd in Old School - 2003

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind - 1939

Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!
W. Earl Brown in Theres Something About Mary - 1998
// Keyword Tags: underwear boxers,hot dogs

Freakin' idiot!
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Cable Guy

Fugedda-bout-it!
Donnie Brasco

Get busy living, or get busy dying.
Morgan Freemen in Shawshank Redemption - 1994
// Keyword Tags: encouragment,motivational

Give us Magnum... I don't think you're ready for Magnum.
Ben Stiller in Zoolander - 2001
// Keyword Tags: magnum,men,big

Go ahead, make my day.
Clint Eastwood in Sudden Impact - 1983

God is happiest, when his children are at play.
J. Michael Moncrief in Legend of Bagger Vance - 2000

Going somewhere, meat? About 90 feet.
Wesley Snipes in Major League - 1989
// Keyword Tags: baseball

Good moonin!
Scott Caan in Varsity Blues - 1999
// Keyword Tags: sexual,sarcastic,

Good. Bad. I'm The Guy With The Gun.
Bruce Campbell in Army Of Darkness - 1992

Goonies never say die!
Sean Astin in The Goonies - 1985

Great Scott!
Back To The Future

Greed is good.
Michael Douglas in Wall Street - 1987
// Keyword Tags: greedy,greed,rich,ambitious,money,wealth

Have fun stormin' da castle.
Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride - 1987
// Keyword Tags: women to men,panties,renaissance

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Ben Stiller in Zoolander - 2001
// Keyword Tags: good looking,pretty,handsome,arrogant,confident,cocky,vain

He didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.
Days Of Thunder

He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.
Steve Martin in The Jerk - 1979

He who hesitates, masturbates.
Cable Guy

Hello, McFly, anybody home?
Back To The Future

Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!
Eddie Murphy in Nutty Professor - 1996

Here at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it.
Dodgeball

Here's looking at you, kid.
Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca - 1942

Hey Careful Man, There's A Beverage Here.
Jeff Bridges in Big Lebowski, The - 1998

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack - 1980
// Keyword Tags: party,sex,sexy,sexual,flirtatious

Hey, bub, I'm not finished with you yet.
Hugh Jackman in X-Men - 2000
// Keyword Tags: mutant,superhero,wolverine

Hey, did somebody step on a duck?
Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack - 1980
// Keyword Tags: fart,repulsive,rude

Hey, no skin off my ashtabula.
Jon Lovitz in League of Their Own, A - 1992

Hey, where the white women at?
Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles - 1973
// Keyword Tags: flirtatious

Hey, you guys!
John Matuszak in The Goonies - 1985

Hi Honey. "L" for love!
Dodgeball

Hi, I'm Earth. Have we met?
David Spade in Tommy Boy - 1995
// Keyword Tags: dumb,annoyed,annoying,fustrating,frustrated,irresponsible,idiot,stupid

Holy Shnikes!
Chris Farley in Tommy Boy - 1995

Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
Fast Times At Ridgemont High

How about a little fire, Scarecrow?
Margaret Hamilton in Wizard of OZ - 1939
// Keyword Tags: scarecrow,fire,

How do you like them apples?
Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting - 1997

How's it Hanging? Short, shriveled, and always to the left.
Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar - 1997

How's my little Kung Fu fighter?
Boogie Nights

I ain't nobody's juice box boy!
Will Farrell in Kicking and Screaming - 2005

I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.
Ralph Brown in Waynes World 2 - 1993
// Keyword Tags: forgetful,party,high,weed,pothad,

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Al Pacino in Scarface - 1983
// Keyword Tags: lawers,honest,blunt,

I always thought it'd be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.
Matt Damon in The Talented Mr. Ripley - 1999
// Keyword Tags: trendy,follower,plastic surgery,

I am a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - 1998
// Keyword Tags: trouble maker,crazy,tough guy,felon

I am Jack's colon
edward norton in Fight Club - 1999
// Keyword Tags: body parts,random

I Am McLovin
Christopher Mintz-Plasse in Superbad - 2007

I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats.
Dennis Haysbert in Major League - 1989
// Keyword Tags: baseball,hitters,slump

I believe in the Church of Baseball.
Bull Durham

I bet she gives great helmet.
Rick Moranis in Spaceballs - 1987

I came here for two reasons, to kick ass and drink beer. Looks like we're almost out of beer.
Dazed and Confused

I can't have a chink in my chain.
Robert De Niro in Meet the Fockers - 2004

I carried a watermelon.
Dirty Dancing

I caught you a delicious bass.
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

I could be just sitting at home pee stains on my rug.
Jeff Bridges in Big Lebowski, The - 1998

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Will Farrell in Anchorman - 2004

I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers.
Robert De Niro in Meet the Fockers - 2004

I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.
Kevin Heffernan in Super Troopers - 2001
// Keyword Tags: demanding,

I eat because I'm unhappy, I'm unhappy because I eat.
Mike Myers in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me - 1997
// Keyword Tags: eating,fat bastard,austin powers

I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Dumb and Dumber

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
Will Farrell in Zoolander - 2001
// Keyword Tags: parents,crazy,caotic,party,dumb,annoyed,annoying,fustrating,frustrated,irresponsible,idiot,stupid

I get older, they stay the same age.
Dazed and Confused

I got a Harley-Davidson, does that turn you on?
Bad News Bears

I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Will Farrell in Zoolander - 2001
// Keyword Tags: balls,confrontational,independent,gay,rebelious

I have nipples, could you milk me?
Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents - 2000

I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Ray Bolger in Wizard of OZ - 1939
// Keyword Tags: dumb,idiot,slow,moron

I hear lively music, I am inspired to dance
The Musketeer - 1996
// Keyword Tags: music,dance,inspire

I Hope You Have A Big Trunk, Because I'm Gonna Put My Bike In It.
Steve Carell in 40 YearOld Virgin - 2005
// Keyword Tags: men to women,flirtatious,cycling,bmx,motor cross,dirt bikes,bikes,sexual

I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!
Will Farrell in Zoolander - 2001
// Keyword Tags: fashion,innovative,inventor,designer

I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction - 1994
// Keyword Tags: muslims,women to men

I just wanna hang out. No big DEAL!
Cable Guy

I know she's kind of socially retarderd and weird, but she's my friend.
Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls - 2004

I like to make sexy time.
Sacha Baron Cohen in Borat - 2006

I like your sleeves. They're real big.
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
Fast and the Furious

I love lamp.
Steve Carell in Anchorman - 2004

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.
Will Farrell in Anchorman - 2004
// Keyword Tags: anchorman,ron burgandy

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down to my belly, Mmm Mmm good.
Will Farrell in Anchorman - 2004

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now - 1979
// Keyword Tags: kilgore,military

I said throw down, boy! You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
Kurt Russell in Tombstone - 1993
// Keyword Tags: tough guys,revenge,boxers,fighters

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours.
Mike Myers in Waynes World - 1992
// Keyword Tags: advice,relationship,puke,throw up,men to women

I Say Who. I Say When.
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman - 1990
// Keyword Tags: women to men,stubborn,

I shagged her rotten Baby, Yeah!
Mike Myers in Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery - 1997
// Keyword Tags: austin powers,sexy

I spend more time in the trees than the squirrels do.
J. Michael Moncrief in Legend of Bagger Vance - 2000

I take a vitamin everyday. It's called a steak.
Robert Duvall in Kicking and Screaming - 2005

I thought I was your snack pack.
Billy Madison

I Totally Paused
Alicia Silverstone in Clueless - 1995
// Keyword Tags: window stickers,driving,drivers

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence!
Will Farrell in Talladega Nights - 2006

I wanna go fast!
Will Farrell in Talladega Nights - 2006
// Keyword Tags: racing,extreme sports,adventurous

I want an official carbine action, pump action, red ryder, BB gun.
Christmas Story

I Want It Now, Daddy!
Julie Dawn Cole in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: spoiled,diva

I want my two dollars!
Better Off Dead

I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake!
Ryan Reynolds in Van Wilder - 2002
// Keyword Tags: football,soccer,baskeball,baseball,

I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.
Vince Vaughn in Swingers - 1996
// Keyword Tags: confident,arrogent,authority,boss,

I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.
Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents - 2000

I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened.
Fast Times At Ridgemont High

I woke up in a Japanese families rec-room, and they would not stop screaming.
Will Farrell in Anchorman - 2004
// Keyword Tags: anchorman,ron burgandy

I won't bite...Hard.
Mike Myers in Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery - 1997
// Keyword Tags: sexy

I would color all day everyday if I had my way. I would use all the crayons in my box.
Kim Cattrall in Sex and the City - 1998

I'd agree with you if you were right.
Awakenings

I'll be really quick. You won't feel a thing.
Matt Damon in Rounders - 1998
// Keyword Tags: sexy,men to women,

I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too!
Margaret Hamilton in Wizard of OZ - 1939
// Keyword Tags: pretty,little dog

I'll have what she's having.
Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally - 1989
// Keyword Tags: orgasm

I'll juice ya up.
Cable Guy

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Al Pacino in The Godfather - 1972

I'll take "kiss my ass" for a $1000.
Bernie Mac in Mr. 3000 - 2004

I'm a hockey player, but I'm playing golf today.
Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore - 1996
// Keyword Tags: golf,hockey

I'm a safety girl.
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman - 1990

I'm a zit, get it?
John Belushi in Animal House - 1978
// Keyword Tags: beer,fraternity,college

I'm always around.
Brandon Routh in Superman Returns - 2006
// Keyword Tags: parents,

I'm coming... and hell's coming with me!
Kurt Russell in Tombstone - 1993
// Keyword Tags: revenge,tough guys,fighter,competitor

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
Geoffrey Rush in Pirates Of The Caribbean - 2003
// Keyword Tags: rejected,rejection,

I'm from Holland! Isn't that vierd?
Mike Myers in Austin Powers In Goldmember - 2002
// Keyword Tags: dr. evil,austin powers,goldmember,dutch

I'm Gettin' That Fo' Sho.
Jonah Hill in Superbad - 2007

I'm gonna be a great, big, bright, shining star.
Boogie Nights

I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Grayson Russell in Talladega Nights - 2006
// Keyword Tags: aggressive,fearless,fighter,youths,toddlers

I'm here for the gangbang...
Todd Phillips in Old School - 2003

I'm holding the gun..
edward norton in Fight Club - 1999
// Keyword Tags: police,shooters,authority

I'm looking for Ray Finkle, and a clean pair of shorts.
Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - 1995
// Keyword Tags: babies,elderly,poop,

I'm not afraid to surf anywhere.
Apocalypse Now

I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird...
Will Farrell in Starsky and Hutch - 2004

I'm on the Brute Squad.
Andre The Giant in The Princess Bride - 1987
// Keyword Tags: tough guys,fighting,giant,adrea the giant,security,bouncer

I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

I'm the Dude, man.
Jeff Bridges in Big Lebowski, The - 1998

I'm the ultimate Latin Lover.
Boogie Nights

I'm what you call your basic, versatile, ball-thrower.
Bad News Bears In Breaking Training

I'm your huckleberry...
Val Kilmer in Tombstone - 1993

I've been smokin' ever since I was two.
Friday

I've got moves you've never seen.
Julia Roberts in My Best Friends Wedding - 1997

I've got the need... the need for speed.
Tom Cruise in Top Gun - 1986
// Keyword Tags: racers,runners,speed,junkies

If He Gets Up, We'll All Get Up, It'll Be Anarchy.
Judd Nelson in Breakfast Club - 1985
// Keyword Tags: anarchy,whiners

If I'm here and you're here, Doesn't that make it our time?
Sean Penn in Fast Times At Ridgemont High - 1982

If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - 1994
// Keyword Tags: late,tardy

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison

If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
Dana Carvey in Waynes World - 1992
// Keyword Tags: men to women,flirtatious,good looking,beauty,beautiful

If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: roller skaters,lazy,skaters,roller derby

If you ain't first, you're last!
Will Farrell in Talladega Nights - 2006
// Keyword Tags: racing,competitive,sports

If you build it, he will come.
Some Crazy Voice in Field of Dreams - 1989
// Keyword Tags: baseball,construction,architects

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Dodgeball

If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
Matt Damon in Rounders - 1998
// Keyword Tags: poker,texas hold'em,gambling

If you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken.
Cesare Danova in Animal House - 1978
// Keyword Tags: beer,fraternity,college,tough guys

If you need a friend, get a dog.
Michael Douglas in Wall Street - 1987
// Keyword Tags: dogs,animal rights,tough guy

If you're selling crazy, we're already stalked up.
As Good As It Gets

Immortals...We'll put their name to the test.
300 - 2006

In Latin she would be called "babia majora"
Mike Myers in Waynes World - 1992
// Keyword Tags: men to women,flirtatious,beautiful,beauty

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Franco Citti in The Godfather - 1972

In the poker game of life, women are the rake man.
Rounders - 1998
// Keyword Tags: gambler,poker,men to women,philosophical

INCONCEIVABLE!!!
Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride - 1987
// Keyword Tags: impossible,adversity

Inside each and every one of us is one true authentic swing...
Will Smith in Legend of Bagger Vance - 2000

Instant gratification takes too long.
Meryl Streep in Postcards from the Edge - 1990
// Keyword Tags: suzanne vale,spoiled,diva,demanding

Is this goal regulation size or what?
Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore - 1996

It stinks like sex in here.
Jay Chandrasekhar in Super Troopers - 2001
// Keyword Tags: sexy,

It Was Out Of My Reach. What Do You Want Me To Do, Dive For It?
Corbin Bernsen in Major League - 1989
// Keyword Tags: baseball,lazy

It's a way of looking at the wave and saying, "Hey, Bud, let's party!"
Fast Times At Ridgemont High

It's all ball bearings these days.
Chevy Chase in Fletch - 1985

It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.
Carl Weathers in Happy Gilmore - 1996
// Keyword Tags: golf,sex,

It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Matt Damon in Rounders - 1998
// Keyword Tags: money,poker,gambling,con artist,

It's in the Hole!
Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack - 1980
// Keyword Tags: golf,sex

It's my way or the Long Island Expressway.
Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents - 2000

It's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car.
Fast and the Furious

It's not over till we say it is. Was it over when the Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?
John Belushi in Animal House - 1978
// Keyword Tags: beer,fraternity,college,tough guys

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Peter Gibons in Office Space - 1999

It's Only A Game, Focker!
Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents - 2000
// Keyword Tags: golf,sports

It's party time. P, A, R, T. Why? Because I gotta!
Jim Carrey in The Mask - 1994
// Keyword Tags: party,beer,college,fraternity

It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.
Molly Ringwald in Sixteen Candles - 1984
// Keyword Tags: thankful,good listener,psycologist

It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.
Gary Cole in Talladega Nights - 2006
// Keyword Tags: sexy,money

Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.
Robert Carradine in Revenge Of The Nerds - 1984
// Keyword Tags: nerds,sex,sexy,

Judge me by my size, do you? Size matters not.
Frank Oz (Yoda) in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back - 1980
// Keyword Tags: little people,boxers (underwear)

Just a flesh wound!
Monty Pythons Holy Grail

Just be the ball, be the ball...Na Na Nanana..Na Na Nanana...
Chevy Chase in Caddyshack - 1980
// Keyword Tags: golf

Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.
Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction - 1994
// Keyword Tags: teachers,parents,counselers,philisophical

Just hit your ball... if you can find it.
Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore - 1996
// Keyword Tags: golf

Just one little binger to brighten up your day.
PCU - 1994
// Keyword Tags: drinking

Just the tip. Just for a second, just to see how it feels.
Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers - 2005
// Keyword Tags: sex,flirt,flirtatious,players

Keep the change, you filthy animal!
Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone - 1990

Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
Dumb and Dumber

Kids suck.
Anne Ramsey in The Goonies - 1985

Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.
Chris Tucker in Friday - 1995

Laces Out!
Alice Drummond in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - 1995
// Keyword Tags: football,crazy,kicking

Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.
Bill Murray in Caddyshack - 1980
// Keyword Tags: golf,recognition,rewarding,promotion,

Last chance, your place or mine.
Bull Durham

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Tom Selleck in Mr. Baseball - 1992

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
The Godfather - 1972

Let's get some of that Saturday night beaver.
Boogie Nights

Lick my love pump.
Christopher Guest in This Is Spinal Tap - 1984
// Keyword Tags: sexual

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Carl Elwes in The Princess Bride - 1987
// Keyword Tags: men to women,philosophical,counselers,psycologist

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
Leslie Nielsen in Naked Gun 33 1/3 The Final Insult - 1994

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
Leslie Nielsen in Naked Gun 33 1/3 The Final Insult - 1994

Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: adventerous

LLLLLLike a glove!
Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls - 1995
// Keyword Tags: fit,clothes,parking,driving

Lock and load, Ramathorn.
Kevin Heffernan in Super Troopers - 2001
// Keyword Tags: law enforcement,shooting,hunting

Lollygaggers!
Bull Durham

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Lloyd Bridges in Airplane - 1980
// Keyword Tags: party,drugs,pilot

Madness? This Is Sparta!
Gerard Butler in 300 - 2006
// Keyword Tags: military,fighters,tough guys,

Make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004
// Keyword Tags: delicious,chefs,cooks,mexicans

Mamma's Makin A Pubie Salad, And She Wants Some Seth's Own Dressing.
Jonah Hill in Superbad - 2007
// Keyword Tags: sexual

Mark it zero! It's a league game, Smokey.
John Goodman in Big Lebowski, The - 1998
// Keyword Tags: bowling,competitive

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Mike Myers in Waynes World - 1992
// Keyword Tags: marriage,advice,singles

May the schwartz be with you!
Mel Brooks in Spaceballs - 1987
// Keyword Tags: encouraging,motivational

Merry Christmas! Shitter's Full!
Randy Quaid in Christmas Vacation, A - 1989

Mmmm...I look good. I mean I really look good.
Will Farrell in Anchorman - 2004

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
Color Of Money

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
Dodgeball

Money's only something you need in case you don't die tomorrow...
Martin Sheen in Wall Street - 1987
// Keyword Tags: philisophical,money,broke,content,hippy,

More like one out of a million. So you're telling me there's a chance.
Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber - 1994

Mother always said you were greedy. She meant it as a compliment.
Don Ameche in Trading Places - 1983
// Keyword Tags: greed,successful,capitalist

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
John Belushi in Animal House - 1978

My apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Will Farrell in Anchorman - 2004

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride - 1987

Negative Ghostrider. The Pattern Is Full.
Duke Stroud in Top Gun - 1986

Never send a man to do a woman's job.
Charlies Angels

Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!
Mel Brooks in Spaceballs - 1987
// Keyword Tags: motivational,confident,encouraging

Nice ma- nice manners, babe.
Anthony Michael Hall in Sixteen Candles - 1984
// Keyword Tags: rude,snobby,stuck up

No if's, and's, or buts. Well maybe a few butts.
Cable Guy

No milk will ever be our milk.
Billy Madison

No more rhymes now, I mean it. Anybody want a peanut?
Andre The Giant in The Princess Bride - 1987
// Keyword Tags: poets,poetry,

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
Gedde Watanabe in Sixteen Candles - 1984
// Keyword Tags: babies,desperate,anxious,men to women,fat people

No one will really be free until nerd persecution ends.
Anthony Edwards in Revenge Of The Nerds - 1984
// Keyword Tags: nerds,freedom,

No shirt, no shoes. No dice! Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Fast Times At Ridgemont High

No, you lock it up!
Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers - 2005

Nobody Has Gotten A Hand Job In Cargo Shorts Since 'Nam!
Jonah Hill in Superbad - 2007
// Keyword Tags: nam,sexual

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!
Ben Stiller in Dodgeball - 2004
// Keyword Tags: independent,tough guys,fighters,arrogant,cockey,confident

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Dirty Dancing

None of us remember anything from last night, remember?
Zach Galifianakis in Hangover, The - 2009

Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
Carl Elwes in The Princess Bride - 1987
// Keyword Tags: motivational,encouraging,optimistic

Not so funny meow, is it?
Paul Soter in Super Troopers - 2001
// Keyword Tags: authority,police,cats

Now that's what I call high quality H2O.
Adam Sandler in Waterboy - 1998
// Keyword Tags: drinkers,swimmers,water polo,water sports,water,surfers,

Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.
Ben Stiller in Happy Gilmore - 1996

Nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

O'Doyle Rules!
Billy Madison

Oh Behave! Yeah baby, yeah!
Mike Myers in Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery - 1997
// Keyword Tags: flirtatious,sexy

Oh God, please be 18.
Will Farrell in Talladega Nights - 2006
// Keyword Tags: flirtatious,golf,love

Oh My-Lanta!
Edward Barbanell in The Ringer - 2005
// Keyword Tags: oh my god,surprised

Oh no no no, dead broad OFF THE TABLE!
Mike Myers in Shrek - 2001
// Keyword Tags: mortician,funeral home,hospital

Oh, big gulps huh? All right! Well, see ya later.
Dumb and Dumber

Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: positive,motivational

Ohhhhh, Fuuuudddggge.
Christmas Story

OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.
Dumb and Dumber

Old people can be so sweet.
Alicia Silverstone in Clueless - 1995
// Keyword Tags: infants,baby,babies,elders

Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Friday

On Wednesdays, We Wear Pink.
Mean Girls - 2004

On your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Bill Murray in Caddyshack - 1980

Once I Think I'm Out, They Drag Me Back In.
The Godfather

Once it hits your lips, it's so good!
Will Farrell in Old School - 2003
// Keyword Tags: drinkers,boozers,party,delicious

One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.
Dumb and Dumber

One time at band camp...
Alyson Hannigan in American Pie - 1999
// Keyword Tags: band,musical,music,talkers,story tellers

Ooh. Sexy Girlfriend.
Gedde Watanabe in Sixteen Candles - 1984
// Keyword Tags: flirtatios,sexy

Oops... slippery little suckers.
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman - 1990
// Keyword Tags: dinner,escargo,snails,launch,oops,slippery,funny

Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.
Jim Carrey in The Mask - 1994
// Keyword Tags: sexy,men to women,flowers

Pay No Attention To That Man Behind The Curtain.
Frank Morgan in Wizard of OZ - 1939
// Keyword Tags: ignoring,talk to the hand,

Pedro offers you his protection.
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

Pick me out a winner Bobby.
Robert Redford in The Natural - 1984
// Keyword Tags: baseball

Play it Sam. Play it again.
Casablanca

Prepare To Be F**ked By The Long Dick Of The Law!
Seth Rogen in Superbad - 2007
// Keyword Tags: law

Puff, Puff, Give...
Friday - 1995

Put him in a body bag Johnny.
Rob Garrison in Karate Kid - 1984
// Keyword Tags: karate

Ramming speed!
Bruce McGill in Animal House - 1978
// Keyword Tags: beer,fraternity,college

Rectum? Damn near killed'em!
Black Sheep

Relax. You'll live longer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall - 1990
// Keyword Tags: calm,philosophical,lazy,easy going,confident

Resistance is futile.
Jeff Coopwood in Star Trek: First Contact - 1996
// Keyword Tags: law enforcement,authority

Richard, who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa?... Or is it SPANKY?
Chris Farley in Tommy Boy - 1995
// Keyword Tags: masterbation,lonely,

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
Back To The Future

Round up the usual suspects.
Casablanca

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers - 2005
// Keyword Tags: sports,winners,success,optimistic,leaders

Samsonite! I was way off!
Dumb and Dumber

Say car Ram-Rod.
Kevin Heffernan in Super Troopers - 2001
// Keyword Tags: farva,cops,police

SAY WHAT AGAIN.
Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction - 1994
// Keyword Tags: annoyed,tough guys

Schmucks are people too.
Jack Nicholson in Somethings Gotta Give - 2003
// Keyword Tags: equality,idiots

Scotty doesn't know.
Euro Trip

Scuba Steve, damn you!
Big Daddy

See this system here? This is hi-fi...high fidelity.
Boogie Nights

See ya at the yard meat!
Bull Durham

Senior Jerk Alert!
Corey Feldman in The Goonies - 1985

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
Kevin Costner in Tin Cup - 1996
// Keyword Tags: golf,sex

Shake and Bake!
Will Farrell in Talladega Nights - 2006

She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
Dana Carvey in Waynes World - 1992
// Keyword Tags: climbers,aroused,sexual,

She's gotten her boobies.
Carole Cook in Sixteen Candles - 1984
// Keyword Tags: beast implants,big boobs,plastic surgery,teen girl

Shut The F**k Up Donny.
John Goodman in Big Lebowski, The - 1998
// Keyword Tags: talk to the hand,

Skin that smokewagon and see what happens...
Kurt Russell in Tombstone - 1993
// Keyword Tags: confident

Sloppy Seconds Ain't My Style
John Travolta in Grease - 1978
// Keyword Tags: rizzo

Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.
Michael Caine in Miss Congeniality - 2000

So are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

So hot! Want to touch the hiney!
Billy Madison

So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?
Breakfast Club

So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: procrastinator,late,tardy,busy,boss

Some little filly break your heart? No, it was a girl.
Dumb and Dumber

Some men are Protestant, some Baptist, others Catholic; My Dad's an Oldsmobile man.
Christmas Story

Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.
Ray Bolger in Wizard of OZ - 1939
// Keyword Tags: bartenders,talker,dumb,slow

Somebody's closer!
Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore - 1996
// Keyword Tags: golf

Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Billy Madison

Sometimes you gotta grab life by the haunches and hump it into submission.
Dodgeball

Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.
James Tolkan in Top Gun - 1986
// Keyword Tags: parents,authority,egotistical,military

Sorry John, I don't remember.
Matt Damon in Rounders - 1998
// Keyword Tags: poker,gambling,

Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons Movie - 2007

Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons Movie - 2007

SSSSSSSmokin!
Jim Carrey in The Mask - 1994
// Keyword Tags: sexy,men to women,smoking,drugs

Stay away from the cans
Steve Martin in The Jerk - 1979

Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips.
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!
Curtis Armstrong in Revenge Of The Nerds - 1984
// Keyword Tags: wild crazy,party,sexy,horny

Step right up, see if you can outdrive the amazing golf-ball wacker guy!
Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore - 1996
// Keyword Tags: golf,

Stop looking at me swan.
Billy Madison

Strikeouts are boring, besides that they're Fascist.
Bull Durham

Stupid is as stupid does.
Forrest Gump

Suck Me! Beautiful!
Seann William Scott in American Pie - 1999
// Keyword Tags: flirtatious,sexual,sexy

Surely you can't be serious. I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!
Robert Hays in Airplane - 1980
// Keyword Tags: airplane,pilot

Surrender! You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
Carl Elwes in The Princess Bride - 1987
// Keyword Tags: optimistic,princess bride,comedy,police,cops,lawyers,caught,giving up

Sweep the leg. You got a problem with that? No mercy.
Martin Kove in Karate Kid - 1984

Sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried.
Breakfast Club

Swing away.
Mel Gibson in Signs - 2002
// Keyword Tags: baseball,carefee,aggressive

Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Meg Ryan in Top Gun - 1986
// Keyword Tags: flrtatious,babies,

Talk to me, Goose.
Tom Cruise in Top Gun - 1986
// Keyword Tags: communication,pilots,air traffic control,counslers

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.
Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers - 2005
// Keyword Tags: men to women,sexy,sex,players

Thank you sir, may I have another?
Kevin Bacon in Animal House - 1978
// Keyword Tags: hazing,fraternity,boozing

Thank you very little.
Chevy Chase in Caddyshack - 1980
// Keyword Tags: golf

Thanks For Going Over My Head Behind My Back
Casino - 1995
// Keyword Tags: crime,back stabbing

That is so fetch!
Lacey Chabert in Mean Girls - 2004

That Rug Really Tied The Room Together.
Jeff Bridges in Big Lebowski, The - 1998

That was fun. Let's never do that again.
Chris Pontius in Jackass Number Two - 2006

That was my skull! I'm so wasted!
Fast Times At Ridgemont High

That was the second most disgusting fluid I've ever had in my eye.
Dylan Moran in Run Fatboy Run - 2007
// Keyword Tags: sexual,docters,nurses,emts

That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!
Tom Hanks in Toy Story - 1995
// Keyword Tags: hang gliding,extreme sports,bungee jumpers

That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.
Mike Myers in Shrek - 2001

That's a fugazzi!
Donnie Brasco

That's all I got to say about that!
Forrest Gump

That's my puck, baby, don't you ever touch my puck.
Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore - 1996

That's my special purpose!
Steve Martin in The Jerk - 1979

That's not an MP, that's a YP. Your Problem.
Boogie Nights

That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items...
Brad Pitt in Fight Club - 1999
// Keyword Tags: menace,tough guys

THATS WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS!
Jonathan Ke Quan in The Goonies - 1985

The cathedral that is Yankee Stadium belongs to a Chapel.
For the Love Of The Game

The details of my life are inconsequential.
Mike Myers in Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery - 1997
// Keyword Tags: dr. evil

The Dude Abides.
Jeff Bridges in Big Lebowski, The - 1998

The funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
Jonah Hill in Superbad - 2007
// Keyword Tags: back rubs,sexual

The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.
Matt Damon in Rounders - 1998
// Keyword Tags: poker,texas hold'em

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects - 1995
// Keyword Tags: kaiser soeze

The new phonebook's here! The new phonebook's here! I'm somebody now!
The Jerk

The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls.
Breakfast Club

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show.
Will Farrell in Anchorman - 2004

The Pen Is Blue! The Pen Is Blue! The Goddamn Pen Is Blue!
Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar - 1997
// Keyword Tags: office

The price is wrong, bitch.
Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore - 1996

The rose goes in the front, big guy.
Bull Durham

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: chefs,food,resteraunts

There ain't no Latin lover like me.
Boogie Nights

There's my brother from another mother!
Dustin Hoffman in Meet the Fockers - 2004

These f**king amateurs...
John Goodman in Big Lebowski, The - 1998
// Keyword Tags: annoyed,confident,bowling

Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness.
Dan Aykroyd in Trading Places - 1983
// Keyword Tags: motivational,successful,capitalist,winners,

This is for Venturi who thinks I should lay up.
Kevin Costner in Tin Cup - 1996
// Keyword Tags: fearless,confident

This is pure fresh snow. Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?
Better Off Dead

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
Fast Times At Ridgemont High

This Is What I Call A Target Rich Environment.
Tom Cruise in Top Gun - 1986
// Keyword Tags: military,flirtatious,pilots

This isn't where I parked my car.
Euro Trip

This one not so much.
Borat

This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch. Yesssssss.
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

Those guys are fags!
Sean Penn in Fast Times At Ridgemont High - 1982
// Keyword Tags: gay,

Three bad shots and one good shot still make par.
Bruce McGill in Legend of Bagger Vance - 2000

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
John Goodman in Big Lebowski, The - 1998
// Keyword Tags: jewish

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

To infinity, and beyond!
Tim Allen in Toy Story - 1995
// Keyword Tags: encouraging,motivational,over achiever

Ugh! Idiot!
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004
// Keyword Tags: annoying,idiots,fusrating

Up your butt, Jobu.
Chelcie Ross in Major League - 1989
// Keyword Tags: rebelious,tough guy,proctologist

Uuummmm, this is a tasty burger.
Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction - 1994
// Keyword Tags: tough guys,

Vegas baby! Vegas!
Vince Vaughn in Swingers - 1996
// Keyword Tags: party,gamblers,vegas

VERY hostile.
Anthony Michael Hall in Sixteen Candles - 1984

Very niiice...How much?
Borat

Vote For Pedro.
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

Wanker this much talent!
Nigel Tuffnell in Spinal Tap - 1988

Wax on... wax off.
Pat Morita in Karate Kid - 1984
// Keyword Tags: karate,cars,cleaning

Way to go A-hole!
Mike Myers in Austin Powers In Goldmember - 2002
// Keyword Tags: dr. evil,austin powers,goldmember,dutch

Way to go, Idaho!
John Ratzenberger in Toy Story - 1995
// Keyword Tags: encouraging,motivational,

We are the knights who say...NI!
Monty Pythons Holy Grail

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.
Bill Murray in Ghostbusters - 1984
// Keyword Tags: ghost,cocky

We don't need no stinkin' badges.
Blazing Saddles

We fockerized him.
Dustin Hoffman in Meet the Fockers - 2004

We got a bleeder!
Brad Blank in Theres Something About Mary - 1998
// Keyword Tags: panties,doctor,nurse,ambulence,period

We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
Dumb and Dumber

We gotta get out of here pronto. I got a stage five. Virgin. Clinger.
Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers - 2005
// Keyword Tags: good looking,independent,babys,clingy,annoying,players

We gotta go. I got a situation here. I Sharted
Philip Seymour Hoffman in Along Came Polly - 2004

We're going streaking.
Will Farrell in Old School - 2003
// Keyword Tags: party,crazy,wild,nudist,strippers,runners

We're not athletes, we're baseball players!
Tom Selleck in Mr. Baseball - 1992

We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid.
Mike Myers in Waynes World - 1992
// Keyword Tags: wild,crazy,punks,

We're on a mission from God!
The Blues Brothers

Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you.
Friday

Welcome to Mutant High.
Shawn Ashmore in X-Men - 2000
// Keyword Tags: school. superhero,mutant

Well, I hope this experience hasn't put any of you off flying... Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel
Brandon Routh in Superman Returns - 2006
// Keyword Tags: pilots,flight attendant

Well, they have their schedule and I have mine.
George C. Scott in Patton - 1970
// Keyword Tags: military,babies,baby,independent,arrogant,cockey,confident

What are you looking at, nerd?
Ted McGinley in Revenge Of The Nerds - 1984
// Keyword Tags: nerdy,nerds,tough guys,diva

What are you, religious or something?
Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack - 1980
// Keyword Tags: religious,spiritual,athiest

What do they call you? "Wheels"?
Hugh Jackman in X-Men - 2000
// Keyword Tags: mutant,superhero,wolverine

What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.
Jeffrey Tambor in Hangover, The - 2009

What is this Wonka, a fun house? Why are you having fun?
Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971
// Keyword Tags: smart ass,fun,

What is this? A center for ants?
Ben Stiller in Zoolander - 2001
// Keyword Tags: architec,exterminator,ants,

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket - 1987

What the flip was grandma doing at the sand dunes?
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004

What's a Magneto?
Hugh Jackman in X-Men - 2000

What's happenin' hot stuff?
Gedde Watanabe in Sixteen Candles - 1984
// Keyword Tags: flirtatious,asian men,flattering

What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?
Rick Moranis in Spaceballs - 1987
// Keyword Tags: aventurous,wild,crazy,extreme sports,daring,

What, did you take Stupid Pills this morning?
Don Rickles in Toy Story - 1995
// Keyword Tags: dumb,annoyed,annoying,fustrating,frustrated,irresponsible,idiot,stupid

Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
John Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004
// Keyword Tags: independent,

When people touch my skin, something happens.
Anna Paquin in X-Men - 2000
// Keyword Tags: mutant,superhero,wolverine,rogue

When you've got nothin', you've got nothin' to lose.
Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic - 1997
// Keyword Tags: motivational,encouraging,poker,gambling,

While we're young!!
Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack - 1980
// Keyword Tags: golf

Who owns da Chiefs?
Paul Newman in Slap Shot - 1977
// Keyword Tags: hockey,

Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!
Al Pacino in Scarface - 1983
// Keyword Tags: independent,leaders,owners,boss

Who said anything about slicing you up man? I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead.
Benicio Del Toro in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - 1998
// Keyword Tags: tough guys,

Who wants a moustache ride?
Jay Chandrasekhar in Super Troopers - 2001

WHO YOU CALLIN' PSYCHO?
Woody Harrelson in King Pin - 1996
// Keyword Tags: crazy,bowling,amish,munson

Whoooaaaa! That Was Awesome! Sorry About Your Car.
Chris Farley in Tommy Boy - 1995
// Keyword Tags: wild,crazy,party,extreme,nascar,offroading

Why am I Mr. Pink?
Steve Buscemi in Reservoir Dogs - 1992
// Keyword Tags: pink,gay,

Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?
Jason Lee in Mallrats - 1995

Why my little party's just beginning.
Margaret Hamilton in Wizard of OZ - 1939
// Keyword Tags: party

Why would I want to do the dishes?
Vince Vaughn in Break Up, The - 2006
// Keyword Tags: lazy,women to men,rebellious

Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy.
Marty York in Sandlot - 1993
// Keyword Tags: doctors,health care,nurses

Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!
Tonie Perensky in Varsity Blues - 1999
// Keyword Tags: women to men,aroused,boner,woody,sexual,

Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.
Chelcie Ross in Major League - 1989

Yoohoo!! Sexy American Girlfriend!!
Gedde Watanabe in Sixteen Candles - 1984
// Keyword Tags: sexy,flirtatious,asian men

You are a dirty little fun-haver.
Failure To Launch

You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass. But wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?
Chris Farley in Tommy Boy - 1995
// Keyword Tags: butcher,philosophical,chef,salemen,sales

You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up.
Ben Stiller in Happy Gilmore - 1996

You can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.
Matt Damon in Rounders - 1998
// Keyword Tags: dreamer,poker,encouraging,gambling,philosophical

You can't triple stamp a double stamp!
Dumb and Dumber

You don't throw a whole life away, just cause he's banged up a little.
Jeff Bridges in Seabuscuit - 2003
// Keyword Tags: comeback,underdog,inpirational,encouragment,encouraging

You get what you settle for.
Susan Sarandon in Thelma & Louise - 1991
// Keyword Tags: advisory,parents,leaders,

You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
Kurt Russell in Tombstone - 1993

You got like three feet of air that time.
Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004
// Keyword Tags: extreme sports,x games,motorcross,dirt bikes,skateborders

You Had Me At Get Lost.
Jack Black in Shallow Hal - 2001
// Keyword Tags: flirtatious,rejection,persistence,men to women

You have the right to remain sexy!
Beyonce Knowles in Austin Powers In Goldmember - 2002
// Keyword Tags: dr. evil,austin powers,goldmember,dutch,foxxy cleopatra

You is talking loco, and I like it!
Owen Wilson in Zoolander - 2001
// Keyword Tags: wild,crazy,daring,

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
John Goodman in Big Lebowski, The - 1998
// Keyword Tags: bowling

You might walk over, but you limpin' back!
Eddie Murphy in Nutty Professor - 1996
// Keyword Tags: tough fuys,fighters,competitors

You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers - 2005
// Keyword Tags: boobs,boaters,flirtatious

You owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT!
R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket - 1987
// Keyword Tags: military,trainer,nutritionist,personal trainer

You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
Patrick Rnna in Sandlot - 1993

You retired too? Not me. I'm in my prime.
Michael Biehn in Tombstone - 1993

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride - 1987
// Keyword Tags: procrastinators,doctors,healthcare

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Vinnie Jones in Snatch - 2000
// Keyword Tags: idiots,stupid,

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
Rebecca De Mornay in Wedding Crashers - 2005
// Keyword Tags: shut up,couples,dumb,annoyed,annoying,fustrating,frustrated,irresponsible,idiot,stupid

You stay classy San Diego.
Will Farrell in Anchorman - 2004

You talkin' to me?
Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver - 1976
// Keyword Tags: fearless,confident,proud

You think a guy like me bothers to worry about the percentages?
Kevin Costner in Tin Cup - 1996
// Keyword Tags: gambling,confident,fearless,poker

You think I'm gorgeous... You want to kiss me...
Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality - 2000

You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.
Bull Durham

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Chelcie Ross in Major League - 1989
// Keyword Tags: baseball,religious

You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
Al Pacino in Scarface - 1983

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall.
Jack Nicholson in Few Good Men, A

You will be different. Sometimes, you will feel like an outcast, but you will never be alone. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father, and the father bec
Brandon Routh in Superman Returns - 2006
// Keyword Tags: father,son,

You'd bury yourself in lye just to prove you could handle the shovel.
Cheech Marin in Tin Cup - 1996
// Keyword Tags: proud,golf,stubborn

You'll get nothing, and like it.
Ted Knight in Caddyshack - 1980
// Keyword Tags: golf

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Christmas Story

You're a daisy if you do!
Val Kilmer in Tombstone - 1993

You're a disgrace to depression.
As Good As It Gets

You're a virgin who can't drive
Brittany Murphy in clueless - 1997

You're going down like a sweet muffin!
Dodgeball

You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Roy Scheider in Jaws - 1975

You're it, Quitzies, No anti-quitziest, no startzies!
Dumb and Dumber

You're killing me Smalls!
Patrick Renna in Sandlot - 1993

You're making me Randy, baby!
Mike Myers in Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery - 1997
// Keyword Tags: austin powers,sexy

You're my boy, Blue!
Will Farrell in Old School - 2003
// Keyword Tags: encouraging,positive,friend,baseball,softball

You're no daisy!
Val Kilmer in Tombstone - 1993
// Keyword Tags: tough guys,cofident,dumb,annoyed,annoying,fustrating,frustrated,irresponsible,idiot,stupid

You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.
Chevy Chase in Caddyshack - 1980
// Keyword Tags: flirtatious,sex,lesbian,

You're so money and you don't even know it!
Vince Vaughn in Swingers - 1996

You're standing on the tracks and the train's coming.
Eric Bruskotter in Major League 2 - 1994

You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie. Not enough.
Mike Myers in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me - 1999
// Keyword Tags: dr. evil,austin powers

Your breath is so stinky people look forward to your farts.
Nutty Professor

Your mom goes to college.
Aaron Ruell in Napoleon Dynamite - 2004